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1). Starscream is actually an extremely hormonal femme. That's why he she bitches all the time.
2). Soundwave watches people sleep from the monitor room.
3). Megatron has a bunch of his soldiers walk around in heels because he used to want to start his own fashion line, but he got rejected on account of him squishing one of his potential sponsors. Forcing them to hobble around in nine-inch heels compensates for his lost dream.
4). Shockwave's desk is coated in three inches of dust.
5). Knockout is gay, but everybody knows that, so I effectively wasted number five.
6). Breakdown is also gay, and happens to be Knockout's boyfriend.
7). Shockwave is very lonely. He has even resorted to hopping Skype to find someone to talk to, but even the Webcam sluts hang up on him.
8). The reason Bumblebee is so adorable is because he is actually the most evil being in the universe, but his creators made him super cute so that you're glued to she spot as he tears your innards out. Even then, the only thing you'd be able to say is; "Please pull out my eyes last."
9). Soundwave, Shockwave, and the Vehicons secretly envy Optimus Prime's face.
10). By extension, Optimus is terrified by the former three's lack of face.
11). Raf has had several animals shit, have babies, and die in his hair, and no amount of combing will ever make it look normal.
12). TFP Soundwave's fingers must keep slipping off the keys on his keyboard because of those talons.
13). Ratchet is allergic to, not only humans, but stupid. He carries Cybertronian epi-pins around with him where ever he goes.
14). Miko has several coffees every morning. She is utterly and completely addicted.
15). The only reason Shockwave and Elita One aren't in the show is because nobody likes him and she's busy beating the hell out of every Mary Sue to exist, respectively.
Well, I haven't posted a lot of stuff that's Transformers related, so I wanted to change that.
Yes, whenever I watch the shows, I can't help but have this shit pop up in my brain, causing me to snicker like an idiot while my friends just stare at me and fearfully wonder who I've just killed. Now the time has come to share these with you, my gumdrops, and I sincerely hope I haven't scrambled your brains.
I'm sorry. I can't take Transformers seriously. There's just... So much mindfuck.
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MetallicGirl Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Professional Writer
Most of this stuff pops up in my head too. I agree with No. 1 and in g1 he sounds like he's on estrogen pills or something.
ShinigamiSama-Death Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Greenarrow350 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
RaverDragon Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Student General Artist
Hormonal Starscream?! Megatron Blushes plz 
steward7 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013
FoxAircurrent Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
I laughed at every one! XD Great job!
StumpyTheStump Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Student Writer
Thank you, and I'm glad you enjoyed it ;)
FoxAircurrent Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
You're very welcome
Incyray Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Student General Artist
the bumblebee part is the best!!!
MEGATRON! i found a greater evil than you!
StumpyTheStump Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012  Student Writer
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